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Best. Christmas. Gift. Ever.
STUCK for something to buy for the special lady in your life this Christmas? Desperate to find that one a-ma-zing gift that she’ll never, ever forget but have been hit so hard by the government spending cuts that you’re now asking Big Issue sellers for any spare change?
Fear ye not! Help is at hand thanks to this sensational bargain available from Liverpool’s official club shop. For just £2 – only 1p more than the cost of yer Kop Magazine – you can now purchase this incredible girls Joe Cole t-shirt featuring a larger-than-life image of the man himself's head.
Imagine her face on Christmas day when she unwraps her present to see Joe’s handsome, cheeky chappy partial grimace looking back at her. Forget Nat King Cole, she’ll melt into your arms as she dreams of Joe’s last minute winner against Bolton, deflected Birmingham strike and that volley against Stoke that almost landed on the Kop roof.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re sceptical, right? Don’t be. All doubt will be removed when you read this review, posted on www.liverpoolfc.com by delighted customer Mark from Malvern. Prepare your credit cards for action, chaps. You know you must...